Moonstuck

You turn and look at your surroundings. There is a copious amount of moon expanse, an improbable chair, your badass hat, and your 30 hardboiled points.

You see absolutely nothing else.
You turn and look at your surroundings. There is a copious amount of moon expanse, an improbable chair, your badass hat, and your 30 hardboiled points.

You see absolutely nothing else.
You don your trusty scouter and scan the moon for other lifeforms.
However, you seem to have forgotten the first principle of scouters, which is that you must never operate it under zero-gravity. There’s currently no gravity on the moon, rendering your trusty scouter useless.
Oh well. It’s doubtful that you’d find any other lifeforms anyway. Nothing else could possibly be cute enough to survive on the moon.
You don your trusty scouter and scan the moon for other lifeforms.

However, you seem to have forgotten the first principle of scouters, which is that you must never operate it under zero-gravity. There’s currently no gravity on the moon, rendering your trusty scouter useless.

Oh well. It’s doubtful that you’d find any other lifeforms anyway. Nothing else could possibly be cute enough to survive on the moon.