Moonstuck
Fortuitously, your Lunar Map is made of extra-strong lunar bark, a remnant of the
great forests that once grew all over the moon’s surface.
It’s a strong, flexible material that stretches, shrinks, and holds its shape as necessary.
Virtually indestructible, yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton.

Call now and we’ll double your order, just pay separate shipping and handling!
Fortuitously, your Lunar Map is made of extra-strong lunar bark, a remnant of the great forests that once grew all over the moon’s surface.
It’s a strong, flexible material that stretches, shrinks, and holds its shape as necessary.
Virtually indestructible, yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton.

Call now and we’ll double your order, just pay separate shipping and handling!
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    I smell danger.
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    ((I’ll take 20.))
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    Forget the spoiler, I love the subtle reference.
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    Yeah I realized that after it’d been up...while, I’m sorry! D: (Consider it part of the...
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    Yay for cleverly-embedded spoilers ! You really should have picked a font that distinguishes between capital I and...
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