Moonstuck
Fortuitously, your Lunar Map is made of extra-strong lunar bark, a remnant of the great forests that once grew all over the moon’s surface. It’s a strong, flexible material that stretches, shrinks, and holds its shape as necessary. Virtually indestructible, yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton. Call now and we’ll double your order, just pay separate shipping and handling!

Fortuitously, your Lunar Map is made of extra-strong lunar bark, a remnant of the great forests that once grew all over the moon’s surface.
It’s a strong, flexible material that stretches, shrinks, and holds its shape as necessary.
Virtually indestructible, yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton.

Call now and we’ll double your order, just pay separate shipping and handling!

Posted 1 year ago
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Tagged: sadly the great forests are but a memory thanks to the over-zealous lunar lumberjacking industry, there's a spoiler here if you feel like figuring it out, archive, .
  1. tamakikannazuki reblogged this from woonastuck and added:
    I smell danger.
  2. dcresistance reblogged this from ask-obsidian-storm and added:
    Dat Incredibles reference.
  3. ask-obsidian-storm reblogged this from clandestinepanthera
  4. clandestinepanthera reblogged this from woonastuck and added:
    ((I’ll take 20.))
  5. lord-tristan reblogged this from woonastuck and added:
    Forget the spoiler, I love the subtle reference.
  6. egophiliac reblogged this from helkarthorn and added:
    Yeah I realized that after it’d been up...while, I’m sorry! D: (Consider it part of the...
  7. helkarthorn reblogged this from woonastuck and added:
    Yay for cleverly-embedded spoilers ! You really should have picked a font that distinguishes between capital I and...
  8. run-of-the-mill-psycho reblogged this from woonastuck