Moonstuck

You are now Princess Woona. You are overcome with your own cuteness. For some reason, you find yourself on the moon.

What will you do?
You are now Princess Woona. You are overcome with your own cuteness. For some reason, you find yourself on the moon.

What will you do?
You’re already wearing your hooves, silly!
You’re already wearing your hooves, silly!
It appears the gravity on the moon has gone missing! It was only the sheer force of your incredible cuteness that was keeping you anchored.

Respawn.
The moon raises slightly.
The moon raises slightly.
You kick back in a sufficiently badass manner. You suddenly feel like ingesting lots of coffee and hardboiled eggs. A number of witty quips and sarcastic one-liners spring to mind, and you keep an eye out for any suspicious-looking dames.

You gain 30 Hardboiled Points.
You kick back in a sufficiently badass manner. You suddenly feel like ingesting lots of coffee and hardboiled eggs. A number of witty quips and sarcastic one-liners spring to mind, and you keep an eye out for any suspicious-looking dames.

You gain 30 Hardboiled Points.